The Jokes Of October 2016
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Wednesday, October 5th, 2016
A man was driving and saw a truck
stalled on the side of the
highway that had ten penguins
standing next to it. The man pulled over and asked
the truck driver if he needed
any help. The truck driver replied,
"If you can take these
penguins to the zoo while
I wait for AAA that will be great!"
The
man agreed and the penguins hopped
into the back of his car.
Two hours later, the trucker
was back on the road again and decided
to check on the penguins. He showed up at the zoo
and they weren't there! He headed back into his truck and
started driving around the town,
looking for any sign of
the penguins, the man, or his
car.
While driving past a movie theater,
the truck driver spotted the guy walking
out with the ten penguins. The truck driver yelled,
"What are you doing? You
were supposed to take them
to the zoo!"
The man replied, "I did and then
I had some extra money so I took them to go
see a movie."
Monday, October 17th, 2016
A mathematician wanders back home at
3 a.m. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife.
"You’re late!" she yells, "you said
you’d be home by 11:45!"
"Actually," the mathematician replies coolly, "I said I’d be
home by a quarter of 12."
Thursday, October 27th, 2016
One night
a lady came home from her weekly
prayer meeting, found she was being
robbed, and she shouted out, "Acts 2.38:
'Repent & be baptized & your sins will be forgiven.'"
The robber quickly gave up & the
lady rang the police.
While handcuffing the criminal, a policeman said, "Gee mate, you
gave up pretty
easily. How come you gave
up so quickly?"
The robber said,
"She said she had an axe
and two 38's!"